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The Frankfurt mafia is a crime group from Veles, North Macedonia, that was involved in the heroin trade in Frankfurt, Germany, and Vienna, Austria.
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Dichlorobis(ethylenediamine)nickel(II) is the inorganic compound with the formula NiCl2(en)2, where en = ethylenediamine. The formula is deceptive: the compound is the chloride salt of the coordination complex [Ni2Cl2(en)4]2+. This blue solid is soluble in water and some polar organic solvents. It is prepared by ligand redistribution from [Ni(en)3]Cl2 · 2 H2O and hydrated nickel chloride:
- 2 [Ni(en)3]Cl2 + NiCl2 → 3 NiCl2(en)2
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