{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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